Want the person you love to really love you back

If you want the person you love to really love you back, take an apple, cut it open, put in sugar and honey. Now take a piece of brown paper and write your name and the name of your love on it so they cross vertically (hopefully there's at least one letter in common). Now take that paper and put it in the middle. Close the apple. Wrap it in aluminum foil and bury it. Please do this one only if the person you do this for already loves you - otherwise - it could be messy. And I don't mean the honey dripping.